The new cadet is a little wild and crazy ... we don't want him flying off the into the wild blue yonder being predatory to anyone. He has a unexplained urge to poop on the windshields of the other pilots planes while in flight. He thinks its funny when he does this and always laughs outrageously at the others then flies upside down and swoops at them laughing even more wildly.
Oh yes ... tell everyone to hide their french fries when they are near him. He can get vicious and grabby!